Enough people have commented on the content of my holiday card that I feel it best to warn you that it may be somewhat offensive and not suitable for the eyes of little ones.

If you have a twisted and somewhat morbid sense of humor like I do, you might like it and find it funny. If you don't, you may just want to skip it and go do something else.

Your choice...

OK. Here we go...

I'm sorry you feel that way. Happy Holidays anyway...

At that moment Santa decided to never leave coal in Little Vinny's stocking again...

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